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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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