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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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