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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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