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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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