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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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