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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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