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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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