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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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