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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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