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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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