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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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