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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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