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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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