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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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