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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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