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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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