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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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