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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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