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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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