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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Greta
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Peanut
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
a bear 🐻
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