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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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