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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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