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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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