Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.