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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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