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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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