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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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