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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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