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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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