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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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