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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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