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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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