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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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