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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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