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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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