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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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