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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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