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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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