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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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