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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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