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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet …

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hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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