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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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