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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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