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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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