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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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