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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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