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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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