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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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