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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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