Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.