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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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