Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.