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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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